If you have ever seen the classic movie A Christmas Story you'll remember the part where Ralphy finds out that he got a C+ on his theme, "What I want for Christmas." Tonight I got roped into helping a poor math teacher grade his kids' sorry fraction homework. Instead of marking off the papers yelling, "Margins, margins, margins!" I found myself saying, "Reduce, reduce, reduce."
Special thanks to Marc Anthony, Michael Buble, Moby, and Coldplay for getting me through that insane task of grading middle school papers. There is a reason I am a P.E. teacher and not a classroom teacher. We grade once a year, not once a day.

